the red dress was too structured for my belly and i was totally joking about the bra top. totally.
i stared at the lucite heels for a good while before deciding i wouldn't buy them. i talked myself out of it like 'what the hell. you're pregnant. you can't wear these now. your feet will probably grow or shrink. and it'll be all for naught.'
the oversized sweater made me look like furry oompa so that was a no. this dress was a contender but ultimately i decided i wouldn't know where to wear it to.
yeah that's right. i bought the felt/ fleece/ blanket/ dress. can't wait for the temp to drop below 60 or to travel to alaska so i can wear it and not feel ridonk.
p.s. the chubby fingies are partly genetic and partly water retention. thank you.